They Were Both Inspired by God...
We all know Hassan’s claim. Yet Ehud also considered that “the Holy One, blessed be He, performed a miracle for”
OK, it is a different divine thing; a Divine Wake-up, or a Divine Test… Contrary to us Lebanese, Israelis have a choice; they can vote their leaders out. Even if those assure them that, “as long as I'm prime minister, I am certain the
At this rate, better prepare an application for membership in the Arab League, or start reading up on that Velayati Faqih thing.
Back to the Ig's: Electromechanical Teenager Repellent
Still, the Igs went to a better contender. One can hardly be disappointed. This being the prestigious “Igs”, the video of the august ceremony is (barely) available on line (watch nominations for site designs).
The Ig-Nobel award for Peace was awarded to Howard Stapleton of
I prefer the first application. Students who want to get even with their professors have another, more useful outlet.
The winner is in august company; Last year’s award went to Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of
Further research demonstrated similar patterns of the brainwaves of the masses crowding around the ex-warlords of
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So next time you see a mass of prepubescent warrior wannabes (do not be fooled by the beards) gathering to devoutly applaud their new prophets, zap’em! Maybe, in the commotion, they will run over the clamouring idiot standing at the podium.
As they ran home to mommy, we could, maybe, avoid the next war.