I just report it…
Yes, It Stinks to High Heavens
In our part of the world, we’re far above the Bachelor’s level (B.S.) in this regard, as those philosophies have been “Piling up Higher and Deeper” for so long as to infuse all aspects of life, and infect all political discourse. The level of discourse has been particularly scatological for a while now; future generations of palaeontologists will have a field day collecting coprolites.
The pearls of wisdom are as varied as the different parties, politicians, and countries in the
Tayyar: Shit wouldn’t happen if Aoun was in charge,
Hezbo’: Shit will happen if we disarm,
PSP: Shit will happen if they don’t disarm,
Amal: We’ve been shit-less for too long,
Future: Come; let’s talk about this shit,
FL: Does the Hakim know about this shit?
PSNS: There’d be no shit in a “Greater
Baath: This shit is a traitor to the Arab Nation,
Hamas: Let’s blow this shit up,
Kadima: Shit will happen if the government falls,
Likud: Shit will happen if the government stays,
Assad: Allow me back or shit will happen,
Berri: What shit?
Geagea: Only I can stop this shit,
Gemayel: Better see a shit stylist,
Hariri: Here’s some money, now stop that shit!
Jumblat: I don’t believe in shit…May be I do… What time is it?
Karameh: Lebanese are immune to shit,
Nasrallah: No shit happened! We won!
Olmert: No shit happened! We won!
Netanyahu: No shit!
Siniora: Oh shit…
Others in the Neighbourhood:
Al-Qaeda: Shit will happen to you if you stay… and if you leave,
The wisest of all are the
Forget that shit! Who’s on for a Toga party?