Saturday, October 06, 2007

Puhleeeeeeze!!!

This just in! The Aounists are training a Militia

Right…

It took me a while to think about it, and investigate it a little. The reason I did not dismiss this latest fable offhand was not related to the “evidence” presented, but rather to Aoun himself; one would not put massive miscalculations such as this one past such a great mind, after all.

But the photos so more than speak for themselves; they scream. Those kids can barely hold a weapon! Even our village idiot looks more war-like with his BB Gun. Sadly, the function has since been taken by Aoun, thus proving Brassens wrong but I digress…

Even their “formation” was soooo 18th Century; many would love to face enemies like this, so eager to assist in the demonstration of textbook “enfilade”… The make-up is a nice touch tough, I had no idea Estee Lauder had those colours. I am sure even the fashion police would not disapprove of such tasteless attire;

if you’re gonna fight, might as well clash!

Missing the Obvious

In any case, the obvious fact remains that, no matter how many fils-a-papa and nunuches Aoun enrols in his armée de puceaux eager for action, the real issue will always be Hezb’s weapons, unless one still lives on that other planet, member of the twin Alpha Syrianis-Beta Iranis system, where one is immune to facts and logic

And no matter the support Herr General finds in the United States, the US treasury would be better advised to look closer at Hezb’s support among Uncle Sam’s citizens, not all of them home-bred retards. No content for messing up Lebanon for us, many of Syria’s supporters are now preceding us to seek the protection of the Great Satan.

So Puhleeeze…

Do not discount Aoun’s stupidity, but before you accuse him of crimes he did not commit (yet), look closer at those Hariri is far too willing to compromise with.

And look for the real terrorists, real weapons…

BB Guns and (cute) babes don’t count.


4 comments:

Jester said...

hahahaha well said. I had doubts myself too. But still, to be fair, there are still photos... maybe should wait for the court to decide what's up with this new fiasco!

ghassan karam said...

They look so deadly with their face war path paint:-)

M Bashir said...

...village idiot...soooo 18th century...Estee Lauder...

lol, hilarious. I was thinking along the same line when I saw the photos. but I couldn't have put it so beautifully :-)

Pazuzu said...

well yes they are not scary, they can't be scary I have handled worse weapons in my life and was taken in pictures doing worst things... But that doesn't change the fact that what they did was illegal... and yes if MY pictures holding weapons fall into the wrong hands I could be put in jail (and my parents, uncles, brother and a few cousins) regardless of the purpose of this parade