Thursday, March 06, 2008

With Friends Like These.. (updated?)

O Lord, guard me from my friends ...
... My enemies, I can handle
.

Such must be Aoun’s latest prayer as he ponders his new friends. Sure, many in March 14th are not choir boys, but the ones on the “other side” makes even the nastiest among them look good.

OK, one may disagree with Nasrallah, but at least the guy stands up for something. Yes, it is something most of us dislike, but he has a few achievements he can look proudly upon. For now

Picking the Bottom of the Barrel

But Wi’am Wahab? Nasser Qandil? Hard to go lower... Those guy's only achievement is their unprecedented abuse of the Arabic language’s rich vocabulary to twist logic and wipe out common sense.

And now, while everyone is focused on the show in Cairo, good ol’ Quandil is claiming the Americans are planning to carry out tomahawk missile that would target Rabiyeh simultaneously with the explosion of booby trapped cars to imply that a suicide attack has targeted the FPM leader. The attack would be blamed on a radical Islamist group like Fatah al-Islam”…

Logic: 0, Quandil: 20,212,939... And still counting...

...Better Watch out.

But do not disreguard good ol' Nasser completely, Signor Duce-Wannabe... Since your new friends promised you The Chair, they’ll live up to their promise. If they feel cornered, they may soon give you the shaft to cover their own "Gluteus"… And they’ll blame it on the usual suspects; Israel, the United States. Maybe they can even add the Vatican to the list.

…after all, aren't those devious zionists everywhere?

Update (March 07, 2008)

Maybe I spoke too fast... After all, Assad Murder Corp. still has a lot of fodder to feed its cannons, and quite a few useful idiots to peddle its lies.

Indeed, why shaft a treacherous General when you can blow up a Yeshiva and "provoke" a "retaliatory response"? ... By dragging an entire country along for the fun, you may be able to renew the sacred alliance against the "Zionist Aggressor", in spite of the enduring presence of the sisterly aggressor. And what if Lebanon ends up destroyed again? We're not too far from the stone age, anyway...

Ah, those devious Mullahs...

With Israel such an accommodating enemy,they only need to do as they say ...


1 comment:

Blacksmith Jade said...

Ain't that the truth my dear Jeha? That poor bastard Aoun is so blinded by the "chair" that he fails to see that the only way his "allies" would deliver it him is post-mortem...

..."HE REALLY WAS OUR CANDIDATE!"...

Ah well...we tried to warn him!