Déjà-Fools

It's déjà-vu all over again…

Déjà-Fought

Someone needs to sign-up all those déjà-idiots in Baal-Mohsen and Bab-El-Tebbaneh for a collective Darwin Award.

Maybe we should add those braying déjà-fools who adulate Nasrallah; before déjà-bowing to the Vali-Faqih, may be they should ponder the meaning of the words " ."خاتمة الأنبياء

Maybe one should also add those other déjà-fooled idiots who still déjà-insist on a choice between a “prison-adjusted” déjà-Geagea, an “exile-weathered” déjà-Aoun, a “now wiser” déjà-Gemayel… Not to mention Slimy-the-Younger.

Maybe … Oh well, you get the picture; if our leaders are unable to learn from their déjà-failures and déjà-overreach, it’s because intelligence is genetic. Life is unfair, now deal with it; either get new leaders, or wait it out till they weed each other out.

Just déjà-survive.

Déjà-Died

We’ve been down this civil-war road so many times we could drive through it blindfolded. I would just note that, here again, no one can déjà-prevail in such a war, or in any other; the last one reconciled Kamal and Bashir in death, and this one will reconcile Ali and Omar in the same manner.

I would just reiterate a couple of elements here, as they give this latest civil-war edition a renewed twist. The path to this particular little war-in-a-war was started by two “mistakes”;

- One mistake was déjà-committed by "the Alawites", many of whom served in Rifaat's "Pink Panthers", and some of them “veterans” of Hama. Much like Lahd's men, they have déjà-elected to serve a foreigner rather than try to live with their own neighbours.

- Another mistake was déjà-committed by "the Sunnis", many of whom followed the luminaries of the “Tawhid”, a group that vanquished the once-powerful communists and déjà-imposed Sharia on Tripoli. They make Ben-Laden’s choir boys look like the local pansy division outfit…

The net result of those two mistakes? The déjà-fight, if it is not stopped in its tracks, will spread outside Lebanon. No amount of Syria’s Mukhabarat’s Energy will bring down this system’s increasing entropy of a Sunni-Alawite fight, especially in the context of the ongoing succession fight over Hafez’ throne.

Déjà-Survived…

The greater the love at the onset of the wedding, the greater the hate as the divorce gets underway. As Ali and Omar prepare to déjà-duke it out, I am not sure who will déjà-survive this “War of the Roses”, but it hardly matters; so what if only a diamond can cut a diamond? You’re still left with a “diamond” at the end… And not the kind that’s a girl’s best friend.

Or your kid’s… but they will be long gone by then, having déjà-emigrated out of this fools’ nest.